BREAKING Spiegel Admits To Committing Fraud

I shit you not. This asshole just announced that he is going to "fraud" Tesla at $420. Here are my thoughts from the toilet:

He even says "Conviction Secured". So has my potty buddy been convicted of actual fraud? Probably not, but he should be. Better be careful $TSLAQ while tagging the DOJ and the SEC.

It will be amazing to see their reaction once the Tesla Q4 earnings are announced and the profits for the entire year will probably make the stock go even higher. That's not fraud, that's business. GOOD business.

TSLAQ get your fire extinguishers ready or just be like Mark tweeting from the toilet so when his shorts light up he can just dip those cheeks in the water.

He is SO flushed.